Surefire ways to know youre a woman 1.Demand to be treated as an equal in everything - except when paying for meals, airplane tickets, concerts, beers, clothes, etc. - these are required gifts proving his love. 2. When asked Is something bothering you? reply no then get pissed off when you are believed. 3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.. 4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening. 5. Always hide very important events in very unimportant terms so you can have something to be pissed about when your boyfriend declines because he has pressing business, i.e. You say Its no big deal, but I was wondering if you would like to visit my parents with me if you are not busy this weekend. when you mean It means a great deal to me for you to see my family with me this weekend whether or not it is possible! 6. Hate any bar he likes 7. If you are trying to sleep, its because youre exhausted from your almost superhuman level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep its because he is lazy. 8. No matter what the activity, he doesnt do it as well as a past boyfriend. 9. If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you. 10. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you. 11. 14. Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about your cycle, tell him youre irregular from all the stress of your life (also, see number 7). 12. Remember that ANY woman who so much as stares at your boyfriend must be labeled a WHORE and your network of friends must be informed immediately to spread this as quick as possible 13. Break into tears for no apparent reason, then use number 2. 14.Ask for help in some endeavor then become livid when it is given 15.Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about doing anything other than catering to your needs. 16. Edge yourself into your boyfriends group of friends, break up with him, then make sure you are present at every gathering for the next month just to rub it in.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 23:18:52 +0000
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