TAKING DOWN THE BIRD FEEDER > > > > > I bought a bird feeder. - TopicsExpress



          

TAKING DOWN THE BIRD FEEDER > > > > > I bought a bird feeder. I hung > It on my back porch and filled > It with seed. What a beauty of > A bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. > Within a week we had hundreds of birds > Taking advantage of the > Continuous flow of free and > Easily accessible food. > > But then the birds started > Building nests in the boards > Of the patio, above the table, > And next to the barbecue. > > Then came the poop. It was > Everywhere: on the patio tile, > The chairs, the table . > Everywhere! > > Then some of the birds > Turned mean. They would > Dive bomb me and try to > Peck me even though I had > Fed them out of my own > Pocket. > > And others birds were > Boisterous and loud. They > Sat on the feeder and > Squawked and screamed at > All hours of the day and night > And demanded that I fill it > When it got low on food. > > After a while, I couldnt even > Sit on my own back porch > Anymore. So I took down the > Bird feeder and in three days > The birds were gone. I cleaned > Up their mess and took down > The many nests they had built > All over the patio. > > Soon, the back yard was like > It used to be ..... Quiet, serene.... > And no one demanding their > Rights to a free meal. > > Now lets see...... > Our government gives out > Free food, subsidized housing, > Free medical care and free > Education, and allows anyone > Born here to be an automatic > Citizen. > > Then the illegals came by the > Tens of thousands. Suddenly > Our taxes went up to pay for > Free services; small apartments > Are housing 5 families; you > Have to wait 6 hours to be seen > By an emergency room doctor; > Your childs second grade class is > Behind other schools because > Over half the class doesnt speak > English. > > Corn Flakes now come in a > Bilingual box; I have to > press one to hear my bank > Talk to me in English, and > People waving flags other > Than �ours� are > Squawking and screaming > In the streets, demanding > More rights and free liberties. > > Just my opinion, but maybe > its time for the government > To take down the bird feeder. > > If you agree, pass it on; if not, > Just continue cleaning up the poop! >
Posted on: Sat, 22 Mar 2014 11:16:13 +0000

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