TD Bank, Thank you for being the same typical twisted banking institution that your Americas Most Convenient Bank advertising professes that you are not. I admire the hidden truth in your advertising though as you have proven to be Americas Most CONvenient Bank though as proven below. Here is my story through this post and attached pictures. Federal regulators in 2010 felt the banks were pretty much in a position to steal from American consumers so they put requirements in place where banks were no longer allowed to charge us inactivity fees on gift cards. Why? Well, its a gift card that in most cases we did not purchase, and we had no choice in purchasing as they are typically purchased by other people, and given as impersonal gifts to avoid the risk of buying someone the wrong gift. Oh, I know it is impersonal to give you cash to buy your own gift, let me dress it up as a gift card, now charge my cash off of this gift card that I am giving you so I do not have to go to Best Buy to buy you a blu ray that you will not like anyway. I love you, happy birthday! Ha, ha, ha. Okay, So you have the gift card, you are so busy with anything, and everything life that you misplaced the stupid gift card. Suddenly, you found it some time later while Spring cleaning. This is a reconstruction of how TD Bank and most banks would likely screw you via the customer support agents that are typically not very supportive when the bank is wrong. Lets proceed... Me: I wonder how much cash money I have on my TD Bank gift card with the Visa logo on it which I should never leave home without. Awesomeness, I can probably buy that copy of Alien vs Predator Requiem that I have always wanted get to complete my sci fi collection but since it was a terrible film I have never actually wanted to spend my own money on... Yes! Life rules! TD Bank Customer Support: No, no, stupid American consumer! This is like a bad episode of the Strain and we at TD Bank have decided to suck the life out of you! Why, well F%€k because we can thats why! Weve decided that we need to do something unAmerican that benefits no one excerpt us so we are going to use your unused funds in your gift card to help pay some of our executive golden parachutes! So there.... Suck it, consumer! By the way, we hate you! And by we hate you, I mean to say that we love you
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 13:55:21 +0000
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