TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slow. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell crocodile? GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L TEACHER : No, thats wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said its H to O! TEACHER : Winnie, name an important thing we have today, we didnt have 10 years ago. WINNIE : Me! TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, Im a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with I. MILLIE : I is... TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, I am. MILLIE : All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time. TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didnt punish him? LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON : No sir, I dont have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on My Dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, its the same dog! TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD :
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