TEACHER: Why did u bring a rope to the Exam hall? . . AKPORS : - TopicsExpress

TEACHER: Why did u bring a rope to the Exam hall? . . AKPORS : My dad told me to SKIP the questions I don t know ” Musa : Akpors why are you trying to swallow a Clock ? Akpors : My Teacher said I should watch my mouth . TEACHER : if I give u 4 balls of puff - puff in ur hand , and I collect all of dem back from u, wat will be left in ur hand ? AKPORS : Na oil naa PAPA AKPORS : U know , our Son got his brain from me. . MAMA AKPORS : I think he did ,I still got mine with me TEACHER : If I have 6 bottles in one hand & 5 in the other, what do I have ? . . AKPORS : A drinking problem That was how Akpos pressed the breast of a female journalist that had the badge PRESS on her chest ! Akpors: I am dreaming to be rich . . . just like my father . . Musa : Is ur father rich ?. Akpors : No, he s dreaming too TEACHER: Akpors, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPORS : A teacher . How many Like for akpors