TGIF----------------------------------------Whoah!!!! A boy was with his father when he saw his girlfriend coming. BOY: Have you come to collect your book titled; SPEAK ENGLISH MY DAD DOESNT UNDERSTAND IT? by Ngozi Okafor. Girl: No, I want that our hymns called WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU? Boy: I dont have that one... may be you should take the other one UNDER THE MANGO TREE by Crooks. Girl: Fine but dont forget to bring I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS while coming to school... Boy: I will also bring this one too, I WONT LET YOU DOWN by Chinua Achebe. Then; Dad: These are too many, will she read all of them? Boy: Yes dad, she is very smart. Dad: Okay, dont forget to give her the one on the table titled, I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOUVE BEEN SAYING by Shakespeare! And also d one on d dinning titled IF SHE GETS PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED by wole soyinka..
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 09:45:01 +0000
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