THE DAILY REFLECTOR HAS A SECTION CALLED BLESS YOUR HEART, A SOUTHERNWAY TO CALL SOMEBODY AN ASSHOLE FOR EXAMPLE, BUT IN A WAY THAT SOUNDS POLITE. HERE IS WHAT I SENT TO BYH AND WAS PUBLISHED TODAY: BYH to the “intelligent” ECU student riding his skateboard on the middle of Fifth Street at noon this past Monday who veered to the left like he was going to enter ECU and then cut across the right lane to go right on Rotary. Unfortunately, I did not see the license plate on the skateboard nor did I see a turn signal coming out of his butt to indicate where he was going. I apologize that the horn of my car interrupted his telephone conversation. I just wanted to ask him what type of flowers he would like for his funeral.
Posted on: Sat, 28 Sep 2013 00:09:28 +0000