THE DEER HUNT !!!!!! 1:00am -alarm clock rings . 2:00am - hunting partners arrive,drag you out of bed . 2:30 - throw everything except the kitchen sink in the pickup. 3:00 - leave for the deep woods. 3:15 - drive back home and pick up gun. 3:30am drive like crazy to get to the woods before daylight. 4:00am set up camp , forgot the damn tent. 4:30am head into the woods . 6:05am see 8 deer. 6:06am take aim and squeeze trigger. 6:07am CLICK. 6:08am load gun while watching deer run over hill. 8:00am head back to camp. 9:00am still looking for camp. 10:00am realize you dont know where in the hell camp is. 12:00 noon fire gun for help ,eat wild berries. 12:15pm ran out of ,8 deer come back. 12:20pm strange feeling in stomach. 12:30pm realize you ate poison berries. 12:45pm RESCUED. 12:55pm rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped. 3:00pm arrive back at camp. 3:30pm leave camp to KILL deer. 4:00pm return to camp for bullets. 4:01pm load gun,leave camp again. 5:00pm empty gun on squirrel thats BUGGING you. 6:00pm arrive at camp,see deer grazing at camp. 6:01pm load gun. 6:02pm fire gun , hit pickup. 6:05pm hunting partner returns to camp dragging deer. 6:06pm REPRESS strong desire to shoot hunting partner. 6:07pm fall in fire. 6:10pm change cloths , throw burned ones into fire. 6:15pm take pickup , leave partner and his damn old deer in the woods. 6:25pm pickup boils over, hole shot in block. 6:26 start walking. 6:30pm stumble and fall , drop gun in mud. 6:35pm meet deer. 6:36pm take aim. 6:37pm fire gun, BLOWS up barrel plugged with mud. 6:38pm climb tree. 9:00pm deer departs ,WRAP gun around tree. 12:00 midnight HOME AT LAST. sunday - watch football on tv , slowly tearing hunting license into little pieces, place in envelope, and mail to hunting partner with very precise instructions as to what he can do WITH IT . LMAO I think thats a pretty good one if I dont say so myself !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on: Wed, 22 Jan 2014 01:43:49 +0000
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