THE DEVOLUTION OF A LADY... Below age 16 a woman is like KITUI,naïve, has along way to go and attracts very little attention Between 16 and 18 she is like TURKANA,developing oily wells and hence under constant attack from women rustlers( oops,meant cattle rustlers) Between 19 and 20 she is likeNYERI, the center of attention, emotional, sporadic and as Hon.Mary Wambui from the county put it, “ The radyis no ronger afraid of erections” Between 21 and 25 a woman is like KAKAMEGA,very fertile, wild, naturally beautiful and with smooth and well curved river banks! Between 26 and 30 she is like MACHAKOS,highly sophisticated, well managed and her Governor takes care of her. She is the dream destination for rich investors. Between 31 and 35 she is like NAIROBI, very hot, always busy and looks expensive. She is more artificial than natural. At leastone member of team mafisi boasts of dipping his hand in her purse. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like MOMBASA, slow to act, confident of herself and slowly aging. Although not extremely hot, she is fairly warm hence a good destination during holidays. Between 41 and 50, she is like KISUMU, Her sons and daughters have grown up and famous all over. Nyakisumo is proud of herself. She however suffers from mismanagement by the owner and needs a lot of reconstruction to remain relevant. Between 51 and 60, she is like MARSABIT/ISIOLO/WAJIR....Stopped experiencing rains!( btw mbona iyo side hakunyeshi??) Wide. The climate is too frigid and scares investors. Between 61 and 70 she is like KWALE, posses very rich history but the future doesnt look bright. She no longer has soft pumpkins as the countys main crop but instead posses Coconuts! 75 + a woman is like GARISSA, stays alone, has funny moods. Every Kenyan knows where she is but none can dare venture there. Any seed planted there never germinates. The DEVOLUTION of a MAN Between 13 and 85, he is like MAKUENI. He is controlled and ran by the MBOOni (oops, forgive me my keyboard has problems with the CaPs LoCk!)
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 11:04:46 +0000
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