THE LIST OF DIFFERENT TYPES OF SHIT {Poo }!!! 1~Ghost Shit~ The kind where u feel d shit dey come out, but there is no shit in d toilet. 2~Clean shit The kind where u shit it out, see it in the toilet but there is nothing on d toilet paper after cleaning ur yarsh. 3}Wet shit ~ The kind where u wipe ur yarsh 50 times & it still feels unwiped, so u have to put some toilet paper between ur yarsh & underwear so u wont ruin them with a stain. 4}Second Wave shit ~ This happens when u are done shiting and u have pulled up ur pants to ur knees, & u realize that u have to shit some more. 5}Pop-A-Vein-In-ur-Forehead shit ~ The kind where u strain so much to get it out,u practically have a stroke. 6 Gassy shit Its so noisy, everybody around must laugh whenever d hear d sound 7} Lincoln Log shit ~ The kind of shit that is so huge u are afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. {4ur mindnawo,na me shit dis kind tin? Wetin I eat sef} 8}Corn shit ~ Self-explanatory. 9} Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-shit- ~ The kind where you want to shit but all u do is sit on the toilet and mess a few times.{Oooh dis shit no wan come out} 10}Spinal Tap shit ~ Thats where it hurts so badly coming out, u would swear it was leaving u sideways. 11}Wet Cheeks shit (The Power Dump) ~ The kind that comes out of ur yarsh so fast, ur yarsh gets splashed with water. 12} Liquid shit ~ The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out ur yarsh & splashes all over the toilet bowl. 13}Mexican shit~ It smells so bad ur nose burns.{U go begin talk 4ur mind,which kind shit be dis na,,u go begin calculate all d food u chopped} 14}The Surprise shit ~ u are not even at the toilet bcos u are sure you are about to mess but u shit poo!!! 15}The Dangling shit ~ This shit refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know u are done shitting it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose,u start shaking ur yarsh 4it 2drop... I know some gals wil be commenting which kind post be dis, {ur left yarsh der},I know una don experince even more dan dis,lol Abeg if u know more throw ur experince add more
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 20:32:36 +0000
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