THE POPE and GOD. Now that the Pope has gone back to Vatican, - TopicsExpress

THE POPE and GOD. Now that the Pope has gone back to Vatican, it’s safe to post another of those “Pope jokes.” Like many popular jokes, this too has other versions. Just for pure fun. ===================== The Pope was returning from a nearby city in Italy and as usual, the Papal limousine was waiting for him at the airport for the drive to the Vatican. But before he got into the limo, the Pope made a surprise decision. He told the Vatican Security Chief, “ Go ahead with the escorts to the Vatican and wait for us there. We’ll follow along.” So off the Pope and the driver went, headed to the Italian version of a freeway. But seconds after they entered the freeway, the Pope told the driver, “pls stop and pull over.” Then he said: You know, I’ve always been driven around in a limo but I’ve never personally driven one. Would you mind if you sit at the back and Ill drive for few miles? The driver has no choice so the Pope got into the driver’s seat and drove on. He was so excited like an 18-year-old driving his first car that he didn’t notice his speed has gone beyond the limit - 100 in an 80mph zone. Soon an highway Polizia materialized and caught up with the limo. The Polizia walked over up to the driver but when the window was rolled down, was so shocked to see who was driving. He excused himself and called his superior: “ Sir, I just want to know if we give courtesy to a very important person I just caught overspeeding. The superior asked, Is it the Mayor of Rome? Oh, more important than that, Sir, The President? Sorry Sir, but more important than that? Then who? It must be God Himself Sir, because He has the Pope as driver. (ANNOUNCEMENT: Finally, my Blogsite, JovieGalaraga will be ready tomorrow, Jan 21. i invite you to check it out for my Life is a Comedy blogs. Theyll be good for your health. If you can laugh you can live. But there are serious stuff too.)