> > THE QUEEN’S > RIDDLE > > > > > Your Majesty, > how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any > tips you can give me? > > Well, > said the Queen, The most important thing is to > surround yourself with intelligent > people. > > Obama frowned, and > then asked, But how do I know if the people around me > are really intelligent? > The Queen took a sip of champagne. > > Oh, thats > easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, > watch The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. > Please send Tony Blair in here, would > you? > > Tony Blair walked > into the room and said, Yes, your > Majesty? > > The Queen smiled and > said, Answer me this please Tony. Your mother and > father have a child. > It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is > it? > > Without pausing for > a moment, Tony Blair answered…That would be > me. > > Yes! Very > good. said the Queen. > > Obama went back home > to ask Joe Biden the same question. Joe, answer this > for me. Your mother and your father have a > child. Its not your brother and its not your > sister. Who is it? Im not sure, said > Biden. > > Let me get > back to you on that one. He went to his advisers and > asked everyone, > but none could give him an answer. Frustrated, Biden went to > work out in congressional gym and saw Paul Ryan > there. > > Biden went up to him > and asked, Hey Paul, see if you can answer this > question. “Your mother and father have a child and > its not your brother or your sister. Who is > it? > > Paul Ryan answered, > Thats easy, its me! > > Biden smiled, and > said, Good answer Paul! Biden then, went back to > speak with President Obama. > Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that > riddle. > > Its Paul > Ryan! Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and > angrily yelled into his face, > > NO, You idiot! > Its Tony Blair! > > ...AND THAT MY > FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHATS GOING ON AT THE WHITE > HOUSE. >
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