THE RAJANIKANTH CHRONICLES!.... . . Rajanikanth makes onions cry. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash. Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain! Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. Rajanikanth can drown a fish. Rajanikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off. (My FAVOURITE!) Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…… ……… his heart lost. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
Posted on: Thu, 04 Jul 2013 14:22:40 +0000