THE ROB FORD EXPERIMENT. To my International friends: By now youve probably noticed the international press having a field day and youre wondering, what the heck is up with Toronto and its crack-head doofus mayor Rob Ford. Well, Rob Ford was a high-school genetics project gone really bad. The student responsible used DNA from Mayor Quimby and Peter Griffin. Anyway, we wanted to see what would happen so we made him mayor and turned him loose. The entertainment has been spectacular. Trust me, youre only hearing a tiny fraction of whats really happening. You see, we dont sink tons of money into creating reality TV shows like America. We just have reality. Frankly, we were bored, given that our national pass-time is shovelling snow. So, we hope this helps convince you that Canadians arent as boring as believed. What will Rob Ford do next? Who knows, but hes genetically designed to be spectacular in his programmed melt-downs. Hope you enjoy it, eh?
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 23:45:02 +0000
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