THE RULES As written by Dan and Don 1. Must drink 4 Tinnies before play commences. 2. 25 overs each 3. Death Guinness: a Guinness can will be placed at the foot of both sets of middle stump, uncracked. Should the bowler hit the can with the ball, the batsman must drink the can, but if the ball just hits the can and doesnt knock the bails off, its a not out. 4. If you are out, you can redeem yourself once by either: shoeying a Guinness, or smoking a Winnie red in two or less draws. 5. Sledging is absolutely on, but nothing personal or racist or anything. Clap a batsman off. Or its one on your total. 6. No LBW, unless you dont swing, then youre out. 7. All forms of ball tampering are legal, and so are bouncers. 8. Run ups must only be a couple of steps. 9. Jye and Logan must be on different teams. 10. Last ball of every over is a clap in 11. Dropped catch = 1/2 beer on your personal total, sitter = 1 beer on personal total, dive and dropped catch = no drinking. Beers on the total must be finished either in a drinks break (twelfth over) or after innings. 12. Classic catch of the day wins a six pack of choice. 13. If a batsman hits a boundary off every ball of the over, the fielding team must all scull a tinnie. 14. The player who spews first on the day will have everyone on his team sculling a beer. 15. A spewy whilst batting will incur a penalty of -5 runs to the total. 16. If you score 5 runs off one ball you can nominate someone on the fielding team to drink. 17. If you are all out with overs to spare, you can nominate to bay the order through again, but your total will minus 50. This will be called the second round. 18. If you get a duck, you can take a shoey, or add two to your personal total. And if you bat in the second round after getting a duck, you must bay in your undies. 19. If either team is silent at any time they must scull. 20. Whoever loses the battle between Logan and hey will have to do a shoey. (Unanimous decision). 21. Tinnies only 22. Hit a cone have a cone. (If you hit the ball and it knocks over a boundary cone you must take a hit from either a beer bong, or the real deal. 23. If you hit a six and still get caught by a fielder outside, its on your total. 24. If someone passes out, you can substitute a crowd member. 25. THE TWELFTH MAN: The twelfth man will sit in a kiddies pool full of water all day, and must not stop drinking. If he is seen without a beer in his hand, his team loses five from the total. The twelfth man cannot leave the pool, even to use the toilet. If the twelfth man leaves the pool at any time his team will lose five runs. If the twelfth man catches a six from a player on his team, his team is rewarded 30 extra runs, if he catches a six from the other teams batsmen, the whole other team is out, even if they havent batted. The twelfth man gets free beers from his teams esky. If the twelfth man spews in his own pool, his team will be rewarded with 20 runs, but only once. 26. If you get a hat trick anything on your total (including a nudie run or shoey) will be cleared. 27. If you get out first ball you can continue to bat and your runs will count. 28. If you get out first ball, or get two ducks in the first and second round, you must do a nudie run after the game. 29. Everyone must bowl one over, and max four overs per person. 30. Crowd rule #1. If one crowd catches a six, the other crowd must scull. 31. Crowd rule #2. Carry bulk on 32. Crowd rule #3. Silence from the crowd means you have to scull 33. Crowd rule #4. You cant touch the twelfth man, or the scorers. 34. Crowd rule #5. You must sit in your designated beer preference area: Tooheys New or VB. 35. The trophy is a bit of wood and a bowl. 36. Anyone taking it seriously will be removed from the pitch without refund and may face legal action. 37. Dont be a tosser, pick up your rubbish. 38. The winning team is rewarded with a pack of darts of their choice and a longie each. 39. No swearing on triple j or towards innocent bystanders. 40. No brawlin. 41. You can nominate to use your bad hand, then all your runs will count double. 42. No drink driving. 43. The carry on continues at the Sally tav. 44. Any serious injury must result in a temporary suspension of carry on. 45. Full protective gear including a helmet must be worn. 46. Wear plenty of sunscreen. All players must wear a straw hat. Or one of those cooked cricket hats with the wide brim. 47. Overs are max ten balls. If an over occurs where all ten balls are wides or no balls, the bowler must add two on the total, and go for a nudie run after the game. 48. Bonus double runs can be awarded for doing various stupid things, I.e. Sculling a beer before you face a delivery, hopping between the wickets, batting in underwear, and etc. 49. All other cricket rules apply. 50. Drink irresponsibly
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 10:45:40 +0000
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