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THE SAGA CONTINUES........HUS & WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor... ..................................................................... Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes. ........................................................................ A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free. ................................................................ Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means,Without Information, Fighting Every time! Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever ........................................................................... Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So Id be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one every day. ................................................................. Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you ................................................................... Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me. .................................................................... Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? Husband: A lovely Push...! and the life goes on........ AND THE SAGA CONTINUES........ Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor... ..................................................................... Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes. ........................................................................ A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free. ................................................................ Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means,Without Information, Fighting Every time! Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever ........................................................................... Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So Id be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one every day. ................................................................. Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you ................................................................... Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me. .................................................................... Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? Husband: A lovely Push...! and the life goes on...........
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 17:21:11 +0000

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