THE SO MANY ADVANTAGES OF BEING IN APC To be in APC is good. Honestly, if I were a politician I would be in APC. Some of the advantages are : 1. When I am travelling out of the country, the SSS, immigration, Customs, police etc cannot check my passport or any personal belongs otherwise it becomes a breach of my constitutional rights by the president. 2. If I were a governor and stole, my assembly members cannot impeach me otherwise, its a breach of democracy orchestrated by the presidency 3. If I contest for an election and defeated, that election should be cancelled because its not free and fair and definitely must have been manipulated by the president. 4. My private jet cannot never be grounded even if I do not pay any parking fee otherwise, its the president that planned to seize it which is against my fundamental human right. 5. As a member of APC, I have the liberty to insult the president, accuse him of sponsoring Boko Haram, accuse him of corruption, accuse him of paying foreign image launderer etc but whoever insults me, or say I paid Isha Sesay of CNN, Sahara Reporters and some Facebook dogs, is clueless, myopic, etc and should be charged to court. 6. As a member of APC if I were a Boko Haram sponsor, treasury looter, or corrupt in any way, I would be shielded, protected and join my co members in accusing others. but if my co corrupt and Boko Haram member decamps, I have the right to tell the world all his atrocities and to blame other parties of that atrocities. 7. As a governor in APC, I have the right to squander my security votes but shout aloud when Boko Haram bomb goes off, calling the government all types of names. I even have the right to kidnap school girls and put it on the presidency. Its my right after all the president is the C in C. 8. Another advantage of being an APC member is, we always want American standards in the quality of roads, airports, economy, education, railways, etc. We dont care where the country was coming from. The present PDP government must transform this country to America whichever way he wants to do that is not APCs business. But in APC states, it does not matter even if we use N1 Billion to do a substandard one kilometer road or we us N3billion to celebrate salah. 9. As a member of APC, it is compulsory for me to call for Human Right organisations and take the federal government to world human right court when the Nigerian army is killing Boko Haram but keep quiet, or have fun by insulting the government if and when Boko Haram kills and kidnap people of ambush and kills the military. What a fun to be in APC. UP APC!!!!!!
Posted on: Mon, 21 Jul 2014 11:02:04 +0000
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