THE TOXIC WALTZ Heres a new dance craze Thats sweeping the nation Its called the Toxic Waltz And its causing devastation Youre jumping up and down Like a psycho circus clown Slamming with waltzers All the way around You get caught up in the whip Thrown into a flip You aim for someones head To stain the floor red Give someone a kick To prove youre truly sick Bounce back from some blows And blood runs out your nose Flailing round and round And youre injury bound Waltz it up! The pit is it! You can take your chance On this rough new dance If you dare! To dive in! There are some that try But they dont survive They dont hit! cause theyre wimps! And this exercise helps you brutalize With us! Exodus! (chorus) Everybodys doing the toxic waltz Kick your friend in the head and have a ball Come on and do the toxic waltz And slam your partner against the wall Everybodys doing the toxic waltz Good friendly violent fun in store for all Get up off your ass and toxic waltz If you hit the floor You can always crawl! Used to do the monkey but now its not cool The twist and mashed potato are no exception to the rule So dont be a dunce and dance like a runt Just throw your elbows with good friendly violent fun dont start to cry if you get a black eye just dive back in and give another try but too much action may leave you in traction so you better get insurance no matter your endurance flailing round and round and youre injury bound Waltz it up! The pit is it! You can take your chance on the rough new dance If you dare! to dive in! There are some that try but they wont survive They dont hit! cause theyre wimps! And this exercise Helps you brutalize With us! Exodus! (chorus) Everybodys doing the Toxic Waltz Kick your friend in the head and have a ball Come on and do the toxic waltz and slam your partner against the wall everybodys doing the toxic waltz good friendly violent fun in store for all get up off your ass and toxic waltz if you hit the floor you can always crawl! Get up on your feet Dont look so obsolete And thrash like an athlete! Dont sit there on your ass Dont look like you got too much class youll be harassed! You know we guarantee This is the key So rage or get the third degree! You begin frontal assaults and start your somersaults And do the toxic waltz! Do the toxic waltz! Do the toxic waltz! Do the toxic waltz! Do the toxic waltz!
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 22:29:02 +0000
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