THESE CHANGES TAKE IMMEDIATE EFFECT: Because of the high fuel - TopicsExpress



          

THESE CHANGES TAKE IMMEDIATE EFFECT: Because of the high fuel prices and uncompromising taxes,the following changes are for your notification; 1.Any girlfriend who lives outsid a 5km radius will now be considered a long distance relationship.. 2.No bodabodas, special hires anymore...use taxis when coming to my house and no refund....if you u must want a refund then i also need a valid receipt. 3.Mukono, Mbarara, Busega, Masaka etc are now considered abroad.... 4.Things are hard now.. if am drinking Bell, you should also order for bell,, we can tolerateTusker,, but if you wanna be dumped try to ask for hunters, savanna or Smirnoff spin, or cocktails.. 5.Concerning airtime, all girlfriends shall be required to stay awake until mid-night when MTN percentages reach 99% or better still shift to a similar network, if your boyfriend is on warid, you should also join Warid--there is no need of having orange. 6.Please also note that i will not be paying for HAIR-PLAITING. I will expect you to grow your hair naturally, apply simple things like Avocado. Better still, buy a weave that you can keep putting on your head.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Jul 2013 06:19:59 +0000

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