THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS 1: I prefer breasts to legs. 2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3: Smother the butter all over the breasts. 4: If I dont undo my trousers, Ill burst! 5: Ive never seen a better spread! 6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change. 7: Are you ready for seconds yet? 8: Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9: Just wait your turn, youll get some! 10: Dont play with your meat! 11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12: Do you think youll be able to handle all these people at once? 13: I didnt expect everyone to come at the same time! 14: You still have a little bit on your chin. 15: How long will it take after you put it in? 16: Youll know its ready when it pops up. 17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18: Thats the biggest bird Ive ever had! 19: Im so full, Ive been gobbling nuts all morning. 20: Wow, I didnt think I could handle all that and still want more
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 16:07:28 +0000
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