THIS BE NO JOKE LOL 1)..You take your girlfrend. An go clubbing,after you marry her you want to stop her from clubbing.....my brother,you think a miracle will happen?? 2)...You have 8 tribal marks ,stretch marks scattered all over your body,but you still want tatoos......aahh my frend,are you a zebra?? 3)...You be 6 feet tall,you still wear 6 inch high heels..my sister,you want to whisper to God?? 4)....You take pictures inside different types of cars,yet you go say you are not a cheater..aunttyy, are you a mechanic?? 5)..You gather different pictures of girls in your phone and you go expect your girl to believe you are not cheating..abeg uncle,are you a photographer?? 6)...He gave you an engagement ring for over 5years but he never married you..my dear,are you lord of the rings? 7)...You claim you ate pizza but you go vomit sadza and covo..my friend,are you. a magician?? 8)...Your girl be licking icecream but you be drinking pure water.,.my friend,are you diabetic?? 9)..You are 18 years old and your sugar daddy be 70 years old and you go call him baby..aahh my sister,that one should be your ancestor
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 19:02:10 +0000
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