THIS IS WHAT EACH TRIBE WILL DO WITH 1MILLION LOAN 1.Luo:Rent a house in south B which goes for 30k per month,paint it and furnish with 300k,party with friends and her girlfriend,hire a tax each morning to take him to work. 2.kisii.Buy a plot in Rongai and construct a mad house,the rest use it to help other family members. 3.Luhya.marry a second wife,pay dowry,buy several chicken and construct a room for them,buy 100sacks of maize to counter hunger. 4.kikuyu.buy a plot in kamulu,add to other savings to construct a rental house,use sh800 to drink alone in a corner. 5.Maasai.buy 200 cows,marry a third wife and pay 20 cows as dowry. 6.kalenjin.rent a single room in korogocho, save 200k,pay school fees for his 16 siblings,marry and start drinking. 7.kamba.hire a local witchdoctor to inform him of any misfortune,use 100k to bribe a manager to employ him as a messenger with a salary of 3k,build a mad house for his mother at home.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 16:21:25 +0000
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