THIS JUST IN! I was laying in bed when I heard a crashing like sound. I did not give a shit because I thought it was my neighbor and that is normal of him to be making ruckus at night so I put my headphones back on. THEN my sister came in the room and said with urgency There is a flipped car outside!. That definitely sparked my interest and now I gave a shit! Of course with the weather being cold enough to snow I was not going out side in a simple t-shirt so I put on my hoody and some sandles. I looked outside and confirmed that that car was definitely flipped over and saw my other neighbors, first on the scence of this accident, attempting to pull a body out. I had to help. I walked towards the endangered person with no rush because my sandles had no ankle straps and they were likely to fall off if I ran and I would then step on glass that covered the whole area. Once I was close enough to help some woman told us to not help the man under the wreckage and they all stopped but the driver was angry at that advice and looked at me and yelled GET ME OUT even though he did not say please I grabbed both his bloody hands and tried to pull that buzz cuted, short, heavy, drunk man out but he was to heavy for me to pull out alone. My neighbors noticed this and helped me at once. That man had a serious case of plumbers crack when he was dragged out from that steel womb. He then walked away and said he was going to get arrested if they saw him there. He stumbled away with a bloody head and did not say thank you to us who helped him. What an asshole. My vigilant neighbors and I waited untill the proper personnel trained to handle these types of unfortunate mishaps arrived. Once they arrived a paramedic said You cant park there. This has been The Asinine Report.
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 04:36:35 +0000