TINTUMON JOKES: Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school. He wrote”Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers” Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium? Tintumon:BA Prof.: For Sodium? Tintumon:NA Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines? Tintumon:”BANANA” The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. “There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?” Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.” Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history. Tintumon didn’t write. Teacher: why are you not writing? Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes…. PASSIVE VOICE teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake” Tintumon: ” I was made by a mistake” PROFESSOR A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?” Tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI PAMBA” professor: “I don’t understand anything” Tintumon: “same 2 you” PTA Meeting Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow….. Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ? Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal ! Techy Tintumon Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking.. Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!
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