TO ALL my new FB Friends: i, the scribe, have been here writing on FB for years. Before this i was writing on Myspace for years. On Myspace, i predicted the earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan on 03/11/2011. Here is what i wrote on 03/10/2011: The ground is shaking, havent u heard? On 04/06/2010, i wrote: The pollution of devils is about to hit the fan.... 04/20/2010, that oil well exploded deep down in the water of the Gulf of Mexico, REMEMBER THAT MESS? The scribe writes what the scribe, HEARS, to the best of my ability. The scribe, HEARD, this would not be a very, MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND i wrote so on, 11/13/2014: OH THE HORROR YET TO COME: MERRY CHRISTMAS? I DONT THINK SO! Now i have already seen enough, HORROR, how about You? ALL THINGS MUST COME UNDER THE AUTHORITY OF The Messiah, ACCORDING TO The Book OF 1 Corinthians 15:21-28, AS, ONE! SO THAT The Messiah CAN CARRY ALL THINGS BACK TOO THE CREATOR ALMIGHTY, AS, ONE: The Book OF Saint John, Chapter 17! NOW WHAT, AUTHORITY, DOES the New York City Police Department CLAIM?! GET OUT THE WAY PIGS! YEAH, Myspace got tired of my ACCURATE PREDICTIONS, like the Newtown, Connecticut SCHOOL MASSACRE, right before that Christmas rolled around, VERY SAD Christmas SEASON! SO, FOR my New Friends FROM The Prophet Muhammads Camp, i KNOW Your TRAINING IS VERY RIDGED, and i would HAVE You Follow TO THE LETTER THE TEACHINGS OF The Prophet Muhammad, AND NOTHING LESS! BUT THIS scribe IS ROUGH ALL THE WAY AROUND, AND KNOWS THAT WHEN The Messiah RAN THE WICKED OUT OF The Temple IN Jerusalem, SOME CHOICE WORDS WERE SPOKEN, THAT MIGHT OFFEND Your VIRGIN EARS: WE LIKE TO PARTY OVER, HEAR, WITH, The Messiah! AND You KNOW WHAT, The Prophet Muhammad LOVES TO Party WITH US! SO IN CLOSING: Myspace WILL PRODUCE THE BLOGS OF the scribe ON THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT, AND FB WILL PRODUCE THESE POSTS, EVEN THE ONES, they, DELETED!
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 06:55:28 +0000
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