TOP 7 highlights from my 4 hour and 10 minute flight from Newark, NJ. 7. There was a ridiculous amount of sick people on this flight. Like, a lot. I swear 1/4 of them were hacking, sneezing, sniffling and throat clearing. Im not a germaphobe, but by hour 2 I was playing one on this flight. 6. Our tiny plane was obviously equipped with a turbo heater. I would have turned on my air vent, but with my new found germophobia, I was scared it would be the equivalent of snorting cooties. I dont want to get bronchitis. To quote Sweet Brown, aint nobody got time for that!. 5. The girl sitting next to me has obviously medicated herself and was passed out cold before we even took off. But at least she was kind enough to remove her boots and share her foot odor with the surrounding area first. 4. Oh GOODY!! Pickle feet snores. Wouldnt have expected anything less.... 3. Consistent turbulance. 2. So evidently on a 4 hour flight, you get three drink services. The extra warm cabin makes the beverages practically impossible to resist. It just makes sense to push excessive fluids to plane full of people on a 4 hour flight, who have little or no chance of being able to use the bathroom due to turbulence. For the love of God, please turn off the fasten seatbelt sign. Some of us have mom bladder. 1. Last but not least, I think pickle feet has full on restless body syndrome. While sleeping with her pillow on her tray table, she flopped her head to the other side, causing a chunk of her hair to fall into my soda. Yum. Come on next drink service, I no longer will be needing this particular drink.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Nov 2014 17:18:25 +0000
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