TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMAS HEALTHCARE PLAN: (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (09) Directions to your doctors office include: Take a left when you enter the trailer park. (08) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.. (07) The only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter. (06) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is an apple a day. (05) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. (04) The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges, is not a typographical error. (03) The only expense covered 100% is Embalming. (02) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little Ms on them. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOUVE JOINED OBAMAS HEALTH CARE PLAN: (01) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and SuperGlue.
Posted on: Sun, 20 Oct 2013 07:15:12 +0000
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