TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOU MUST JOIN PAK ARMY AS AN OFFICER NO 10 IS BEST: The new episode of Pak military drama has started to unfold with name of zarb e azab. This drama is the longest in history of Pakistan going on for more than 60 years. The wahabis in military had already given islamist terrorists of their choice a safe passage so that they can kill innocent tribals. This drama which serves no purpose other than the fact that it will create new recruitment opportunities for armed forces. I had decided to help army recruitment campaign by creating 10 points of why every one should try to join our brave armed forces. 1- You will get 4 servants, a top class car/jeep and a bungalow. 2- You and your family can live a european style life in european style cities (cantonments) with 24/7 access to electric, gas, top class schools, hospitals, park and internet. Something a common Pakistani can only dream of. 3- Your kids can go to medical colleges, engineering universities and other education institutions without merit or studying hard on the 67% quotas for your kids. (Rest of Pakistanis students can go to hell even if they are the best and brightest.) 4- You can rape thousand of Bengali girls lose Bangladesh, lose siachen, lose kargil become POWs in thousands and you will still be treated as hero showered with flowers when you come back like you had won a war. 5- You can call anyone a traitor pick up and kill any shia, ahmedi, balochi, sindhi, mohajar, pathan or siraki without considering law and no one will question you. This is outsourced to LeJ at moment so dont worry. 6- You will become ruler of Pakistan without elections and possibly a dictator even if you are the most dumbest thickest person on earth. 7- You can do as much corruption as you want and no one will dare question you unlike politicians. 8- You will instantly become a successful entrepreneur and will be able to buy govt property for pennies and sell it for millions. You can also become land grabber no one will dare question you. 9- You can treat bloody civilians like sh*t slap them anywhere you want and no police can ever question you. You will be above any law. 10- You dont have to fight at all. The defence is already sourced out to islamist terrorists taliban and sectarian terrorists like LeJ, Sipa e sahaba, Jaish e Muhammad, Lashkar e Taiba, Jamat addawa. You also dont have to sacrifice because Pak army had already given too many sacrifices (according to gen kiyani). Now if you are looking for any other job to make a living you are thick as F***. If you would like to thank me for introducing you to best job in world please say thanks in comments section below. Thanks, Jon Elia, The traitor.
Posted on: Mon, 30 Jun 2014 10:21:20 +0000
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