TRUCK FOR SALE – ONLY $29,995! ’98 Dodge Ram 192,000 miles (& change) Radio doesn’t work Tape player doesn’t work Air conditioner & heater work occasionally (on ‘low’) Defroster doesn’t work Brake lights don’t work Headlights are iffy (the brights work fine) Left front tire needs air every day (others are filled with Fix-A-Flat) Has tendency to shimmy over 60 mph Emergency brake doesn’t work Key doesn’t come out of ignition Horn doesn’t work Lighter doesn’t work Drinks gas Rear bumper is askew Front bumper is missing a few parts Driver’s seat comes with a pillow – the original seat is disintegrated Last spring’s quail nest has been removed from under driver’s seat Fairly recent red tape/duct tape have replaced red plastic taillight covers Comes complete with stash of nasty old moldy hay in bed Door locks don’t work Driver’s side seat belt usually works with proper jiggling of clasp Dashboard brake warning light stays on Turn signal works well – in both directions! Driver’s side window is occasionally temperamental Cabin ceiling covering is missing FREE FERTILIZER with test drive!!! A BARGAIN AT TWICE THE PRICE!!!
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 20:01:58 +0000
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