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TRUE STORY… In a small rural town in Alabama there was a murder trial and the defense attorney was among the top 10 trial lawyers in the country. The alleged murder was committed at night. An eyewitness to the shooting was on the stand and the defense lawyer asked the witness, “just how far were you from the shooting when you allegedly witness this crime.” The witness stated about 100 yards to which the defense lawyer stated, “you were 100 yards in the dark of the night and you were able to see this shooting?” Yes sir said the witness. The defense lawyer then asked the old man, “Well tell me sir, just how far can you see at night?” The old man thought for a minute and said, “I can see the moon, how far is that?” The court room broke out into laughter and the defense lawyer was so shaken up that he didn’t know what to ask next and dismissed the witness. ----------------------------------------- I invite you to join me on my page of clean humor & inspiration. Please go to page & click Like Button. Thanks, ~Robert :) Over 13,500 Funny Pics, Jokes & Stories to share – Please Click Share at bottom of post, then your friends will receive this one! Click this to Join Page --> facebook/Fun.Pics.Stuff
Posted on: Sat, 20 Jul 2013 10:47:52 +0000

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