TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL 1 - THE PEN BORROWERS : They are always in the bank, common pen dey wont have. This people are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u might find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u can I have ur pen Believe me bros, that is the last time u will see that Pen. (except if u are lucky). 2 - THE I DEY YOUR BACK TEAM : Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking d slips(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear them saying, I am at ur back. If care is not taking 8 people can tell u I dey ur back, then at the end of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was here before u blah blah) 3 - THE NO PROTOCOL TEAM : These kind of people dont obey the first come, first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the bank, immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager, he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they have completed there transactions while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue. (diaris god oooo) 4 - THE BANK DOOR ENEMIES : These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then u see dem removing their belts,car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting pls go back... My bros next time come to bank naked, biko, make the door see the fucture. 5 - THE SLIPS WASTERS : These kind of people can waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another one. To write common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario.. 6 - THE EXILE MEN : These people usually behave like dem no dey this world since 2 years, they will always be asking for todays date, even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. ........ .......Owk,ooo Make i go Deposite 1million dollers wey dem give me for dream xday Night for bank, b4 story go enter the matter, cos i dnt trust any of my frnds at all, even the ones on facebook, na so one come last Week,carry the only 500naira wey i get for pucket,i askam hm dey tell me say hm useam buy etisalat bundle, God saveam say my anty come dey wake me up from sleep, if not, wetin i for doam, i no go. mind say we dey dream,o i for bitam bitam bitam soteeh hm go run enter nightmare.
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 20:14:52 +0000
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