Tail of woe from the one saddest baldest beast... A cry or howl of unbelief to the damage to not only to my lovely fluffy coat but to my actual soul! The person that I used to call Mummy Woo has damaged all that I hold secure! I am ashamed to admit that I have a embarrassing problem of fleas, which is a very rare issue for me, however this year it seems to have a HUGE problem to the owner, so I have been dripped with horrid chemicals and all my lovely smelly bedding has been washed/treated and this included the whole house over a period of time and yet the little problem still continued, the straw that broke the camels back is all down to the mean child, who was having a snuggle with me earlier who made a horrid screeching sound!!!!!!!! And rushed off to text the owner, stating that a flea that was so fat couldnt even jump but waddled instead was insitu in the fluffy wuffy coat of yours truly! So... the owner who used to be called Mummy Woo came home and took me for a pathetic walk! And then proceeded to shave me.. literally!!!!!!!!!! I am sure that I have razor rash on my most personal areas....She even took away the tuft on the top of my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The humiliation did not end there! Oh no!!! I was shoved outside. Ok it was warm and dry but I was shut out!! For 10 minutes!!! Whilst the owner disappeared... she reappeared with a smile and beguiled me up the stairs to the... bath!!! Where there was a concoction that involved water and smelly stuff that she slathered me in, stating that I was not allowed to have unwanted visitors anymore!! And then once the owner dried me she then squeezed stuff into the ears!!!! And spent ages with funny things in my ears!!! According to the owner she was cleaning my ears!!!!!!! Why? And then!! Oh yes more humiliation!!!!! She who used to be called Mummy Woo then gave me a so called treat!!! Which to be fair was yummy.. but according to the owner... was to help with my..Morning breathe... or Dog breathe I am so traumatised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So the owner continued to spray horrid stuff all over the house even made the child change her bedding and sprayed there as well!!! (Kinda of brave to venture in there...) So if anyone wants to rescue me please do!! I am a sad shaven soul, but clean!! xx
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 22:00:31 +0000
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