Taking Mum to the airport get chosen for random explosive testing...ok ok lets do it as an alarm goes off!! Maam you have tested positive and we cannot let you go until we have tested you again and get two negative results. What may I ask have I tested positive for. the most dangerous explosive resin Hmm I joke must be my washing powder. Tested again wheeeew negative. Tested again POSITIVE...Lovely lady tester yells out we have a double positive reading here!! People come running take my bag, my mobile phone record my details from my drivers licence...then........sorry Maam we need to pat you down please spread your legs and hold your arms out.....ok getting nervous now..meanwhile miss meliss packing up laughing
Posted on: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 07:52:56 +0000