Talking about Microsoft... Engineers from IBM, Apple, and Microsoft were attending a tech conference. They met at the queue to the toilet by chance in-between talks. The Engineer from IBM took a leak, washed his hands, and dried his hands with about 20 sheets of paper towels. He said to the other two At IBM, we are very thorough, then left to conference hall. The engineer from Apple pissed, washed his hands, then dried it with one sheet of paper towel, making sure he used every millimeter of the towel. At Apple, we are efficient, he quipped to the Microsoft engineer before returning to the conference hall. The Microsoft engineer did the number one, then directly went to the hall, muttering to himself at Microsoft, we dont piss on our goddamn hands. ........... ..... ..
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 16:13:39 +0000
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