Teacher: What’s wrong? Little Akpors: Our house is very - TopicsExpress

Teacher: What’s wrong? Little Akpors: Our house is very small.Me, my mum and my dad,we all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I’m sleeping and I say No,and then he slaps my face and gives me a black eye! Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don’t answer! The following morning Akpors’s teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face. Teacher: My goodness,why the swelling? Little Akpors: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping and I shut up an kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving... you know, Mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises. Then my dad asked my mum, “Are you coming?“ and my mum said, “Yes I’m coming, are you coming too?“ Dad answered, “Yes“. And as they don’t usually go anywhere without me,so I said, Wait for me, I’m coming too!. #NaijJokes #MyNaij