TeleMASSacring 2: "Ready? Get (Phone) Set. Call!" - Transcripted - TopicsExpress

TeleMASSacring 2: "Ready? Get (Phone) Set. Call!" - Transcripted CALLiagrrraphy (CONVERSATION BEGINS) ☎: Hi I’m calling from Prudential and Standard Chartered… JOE: Sorry from where again? ☎: I’m calling from Prudential and Standard Chartered… JOE: Did you just say "and"? So which is it? ☎: Oh we’re actually offering Stanchart members a special plan from Prudential… JOE: (PATIENTLY LISTENS) Ya. ☎: For a limited promotional period… JOE: (PATIENTLY LISTENS) Ya. ☎: The plan gives you a… JOE: (PATIENTLY LISTENS) Ya. ☎: It also provides a coverage of… JOE: (PATIENTLY LISTENS) Ya. ☎: And you get to enjoy premium-free payment in the… JOE: (PATIENTLY LISTENS) Ya. ☎: (MECHANICAL BLABBING GOES ON. AND ON…) JOE: (PATIENT LISTENING GOES ON. AND ON TOO) ☎: So in order to compute the premium, may I know your date of birth? JOE: Of ‘cos you can but first thing first. Are you done talking? ☎: Errr… yes sir. JOE: Great, ‘cos now’s my turn. Aren’t you from Stanchart "and or" Prudential? ☎: Yes… JOE: Then why don’t even know my birth info? ☎: Because it’s for the premium calculation… JOE: Yo, you’re not answering in context. Let me help you a bit. May I have your office address so that I can take up the product plan in person? I’m sorry but I feel more comfortable that way. ☎: Actually I’m calling from a call centre, so… (CONVERSATION "ENDS")