Ten reasons to vote Democrat this fall: 1. Im voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. Ive decided to marry my German Shepherd. 2. Im voting Democrat because I believe oil companies profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isnt. 3. Im voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. 4. Im voting Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. 5. Im voting Democrat because Im way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion. 6. Im voting Democrat because Im not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy. 7. Im voting Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the social security from those who paid into it. 8. Im voting Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit. 9. Im voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters. 10. Im voting Democrat because I think that its better to pay billions for their oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish. The difference between Genius and Stupidity; is that Genius has its limits : (Albert Einstein)
Posted on: Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:56:44 +0000