Terrorist: We have just bombed a market to avenge the militarys operation against us. Outraged Man: You are an animal! Apologist: Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, this is serious. Outraged Man: You animal, you slaughtered innocent people! Apologist: No, he didnt. Terrorist: Yes, we did. Outraged Man: You heard him. He said he did. Apologist: Well, yes and no. Outraged Man: What do you mean? Terrorist: Yes, what do you mean? Apologist: Well, yes the bombing they did was a condemnable act, but they didnt do it. Outraged Man: But he just said he did, and even you said the bombing they did ... Apologist: Okay, let me rephrase it. The bombing was a condemnable act done by the enemies of our faith and the country. Terrorist: You calling me an enemy of faith? Apologist: No, Im calling those who planted the bomb, the enemy. Terrorist: But we planted the bomb, fool. Apologist: No, you didnt. Outraged Man: But he just said that he did. Apologist: Well, yes and no. Outraged Man: Are you deaf? Terrorist: Dont call him deaf, infidel. Outraged Man: Oh, so now you agree with him? Terrorist: I agree that he is not deaf. Outraged Man: But he says you didnt bomb that market. Terrorist: Yes, we did. And we shall carry out more such attacks! Apologist: Our brother is angry ... Outraged Man: Hes not my brother! How can you call him your brother? Apologist: Because he is. We have misunderstood him. We need to guide him back from the wrong course he has taken ... Terrorist: The heck you do. You are the ones on the wrong course. We will destroy that course by bombing it out of existence, like we bombed that market. Apologist: No, you didnt. Outraged Man: But he just said he did. You are deaf! Terrorist: Dont call him deaf. And yes, I said we bombed that market. Apologist: Gentlemen, gentlemen, both of you are being used by our enemies. Terrorist: You are our enemy! Apologist (discreetly pointing at the Outraged Man and whispering): No, no, he ... he is your enemy. Outraged Man: I heard that! You hypocrite! Terrorist: Dont call him a hypocrite, you hypocrite. Only I can call him a hypocrite. Outraged Man: You are the biggest hypocrite there is. A reptile ... Apologist: Gentlemen, gentlemen, can the both of you just sit together like two good patriots and talk things out? Lets give peace a chance, shall we? Outraged Man: How can one talk peace with people who are hell-bent on destroying everything in their path? Terrorist: Yes, we do destroy, for the greater good of the faith and the ... Outraged Man: Oh, please, spare us your ill-informed and vile nonsense, you reptile! Terrorist: You infidel and stooges of the West ...! Apologist: He has a point. Outraged Man: What? Apologist: We are fighting them on the behest of the West, arent we? Outraged Man: So you are saying it is okay for them to slaughter our civilians, cops, politicians and soldiers? Apologist: No, no, this is not what I am saying. I am saying that terrorism in our country is due to us trying to fight a war that is not our own. Outraged Man: So thus it is okay to indulge in shameless bloodbaths? Apologist: Our brothers are not responsible for this ... Terrorist: Yes, we are! Apologist: No, you arent! Outraged Man: He just said he is, you ostrich. Terrorist: Dont call him an ostrich, you dog! Outraged Man: Dogs at least have emotions, unlike snakes ... Terrorist: You infidels, Ill blow you all! Apologist (discretely pointing towards the Outraged Man and whispering): Him, him ... hes the dog ... Outraged Man: I saw that! You both are one and the same. Apologist: We dont want war. We want peace. Right, misguided brother? Terrorist: I want pieces. Pieces of those who are stopping our path towards attaining a pious state and ... Outraged Man: Oh, so you want to build your pious state with the innocent pieces of men, women and children? Terrorist: They are not innocent. None of you are! Apologist: Gentlemen, gentlemen ... Outraged Man: Oh, shut up! Terrorist: Dont tell him to shut up ... Outraged Man: I wasnt. I was telling you to shut up. Apologist: Dont tell him to shut up ... Terrorist: Shut up! Im wearing a suicide vest, infidel! Apologist: No, no, youre not. Terrorist: Yes, I am. Here, see. Apologist: No, youre not. Outraged Man: But he just said he was. Cant you see it? Are you blind? Terrorist: Dont call him blind. Apologist: He was forced to wear one. Outraged Man: Oh, so you agree that he is wearing one ... Apologist: No, I said he was forced to. Terrorist: No, I wasnt. Nobody forced me to. Apologist: Yes, you were ... Outraged Man: Oh, for heaven’s sake ... Terrorist: Yes, thats it. Outraged Man: What? Apologist: Gentlemen, gentlemen ... Outrage Man: Oh, shut up ... Terrorist: I said do not tell him to shut up (Boom! He explodes himself). Outraged Man: cough cough See ... I ... I ... told you, he was ... was ... was wearing one ... Apologist: cough cough Well ... I guess, he was ... But ... cough ... I dont think he was one of us ... I think he was foreign ... Outraged Man: But you called him a brother. Are you mad? Terrorist: cough ... cough ... dont ... dont .... dont call him mad ... (Passes away). Act 2 (A week later): Apologist: He was a martyr. Outraged Man: Oh, so now you are calling him a martyr. What about those he slaughtered? Apologist: They are martyrs as well. At least some of them. Outraged Man: How can that be? Apologist: Well, you see ... (An army man comes in): We have decided to launch a full scale operation against the terrorists. (He leaves). Apologist: Hmmm. Anyway, so as I was saying, you see, these terrorists are animals, reptiles, brutes, and we should support the army in crushing them! Outraged Man: Oh, now they are animals? Apologist: Yes ... foreign funded ... like you.
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