Thank you Nathan Ruddick for this.... ~Tony~ A FEW minutes before the church service started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away form the evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pews without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that Gods ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the man and said: Do you know who I am? The man replied: Yep. Arent you afraid of me. Satan asked. Nope, said the man. Dont you realise I can kill you with one word? asked Satan. Dont doubt it for a minute, returned the old man, in an even tone. Did you know I can cause you profound, horrifying agony fall all eternity? Satan said. Yep, was the calm reply. And youre still not afraid? Satan asked. Why not? Why do you not fear me? The man replied: IVE BEEN MARRIED TO YOURE BLOODY SISTER FOR 48 YEARS.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 08:36:09 +0000
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