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Thanks Catherine soulier 7 wee things 1...im very blind without my glasses 👓 that I often walk into mens toilets and only realise after I spot a man peeing,on 2 occasions I have spoke to mannequins in clothes shops once I asked if she had the time another if she had my size in a top thought she was ignorant 2...my sisters once told me my dolls came alive at night and moved them about when I was sleeping,I believed this they also taped me swearing and blackmailed me for weeks 3....i had 3 goldfish I named them jaws 1 2 and 3 I got told I had to clean out the tank so I dropped in a bar of soap....yes I killed them 4....i used to cut my own hair and went to Australia and cut a big square out my fringe I came back and had to start high school like jim Carrey in dumb and dumber 5....i was quite an evil child as my dad fell asleep drunk and I thought it would be funny to tie a long piece of rope I used for skipping round his neck and 2 the door handle then shut it....thank goodness someone discover my wicked plan 5....i got roller boots when younger for my birthday which is in January,so I decided to try them out on black ice a big bit of ice hardened and as I put my had down to save myself from falling went through my hand 6....the first time I got drunk I drank thunderbirds and mad dog,went to my mates party was sick down ma shirt and fell over a motorbike,lets say I never got a date with my teen crush that night 7....i hate budgies and one night a girl in my school took her budgie out the cage screening I hit it with a big hardback book,dont know to this day if the budgie survived
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 15:58:27 +0000

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