Thanks Terry.... Why Pilots Prefer Airplanes * Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time. * Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. * Airplanes dont get mad if you do a touch and go. * Airplanes dont object to a pre-flight inspection. * Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation. * Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations. * Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month. * Airplanes dont come with in-laws. * Airplanes dont care about how many other airplanes youve flown before. * Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time. * Airplanes dont mind if you look at other airplanes. * Airplanes dont mind if you buy airplane magazines. * Airplanes expect to be tied down. * Airplanes dont comment on your piloting skills. * Airplanes dont whine unless something is really wrong. * However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, its usually not good.
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 10:02:58 +0000
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