Thanks a lot, Kenneth Ang! A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. “Well it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet game of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.” "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough there was my wife’s golf ball…..stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. That’s when I made my mistake." “What did you do?” asks the doctor. “Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!”
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