Thanksgiving Short Jokes Q: Why cant you take a turkey to church? A: They use FOWL language. Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? A: It had 24 carrots. Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight? A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him! Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A: Because he had the drumsticks Q: If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want? A: It simply wants to run away. Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A: They suspected it of fowl play Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted? A: Boy! Im stuffed! Q: Why do turkeys always go, gobble, gobble? A: Because they never learned good table manners! Q: What sound does a space turkey make? A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble! Q: What key has legs and cant open doors? A: A Turkey. Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: It was the chickens day off! Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A: A poultrygeist! Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? A: The turkey because hes already stuffed! Q: What sound does a turkeys phone make? A: Wing! Wing! Q: What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? A: One has gobblers, the other goblins. Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 05:05:24 +0000
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