Thanksgiving Sillies Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? A: Plymouth Rock Q: Why cant you take a turkey to church? A: They use FOWL language. Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? A: It had 24 carrots. Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight? A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him! Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A: A turkey that can pluck itself! Q: What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? A: Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all. Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? A: Their AGE! Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down? A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats! Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A: Because he had the drumsticks Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A: They suspected it of fowl play Q: Whats the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? A: The turKEY Q: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? A: He had an arrow escape Q: Why do turkeys always go, gobble, gobble? A: Because they never learned good table manners! Q: What key has legs and cant open doors? A: A Turkey. Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: It was the chickens day off! Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? A: Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving Q:What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? A: Puritan. Q: What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim? A: Pilgrim Reaper. Q: What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? A: Fangs-giving. Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A: A poultrygeist! Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? A: Turkey. Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? A: Goblet. Q: What was the turkey suspected of? A: Fowl play. Q: Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? A: To hatchet. Q: What do you call a stuffed animal? A: You after thanksgiving. Q: What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? A: One has gobblers, the other goblins. Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi. Asked to write a composition entitled, What Im thankful for on Thanksgiving, Little Johnny wrote, I am thankful that Im not a turkey.
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 01:23:12 +0000
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