That awkward moment when you see a mother trying to control her - TopicsExpress



          

That awkward moment when you see a mother trying to control her misbehaving daughter and she lightly laughs and says, You want a four year old girl? And instead of just laughing you accidentally whisper Id love that because you suck at joking with strangers. And she isnt laughing anymore. Now shes dragging her kid away from you as quickly as possible and you pursue her to explain yourself and she starts screaming for help and the little girl is sobbing uncontrollably but you cant just let this woman think youre a pedophile so you catch up to her and snatch her kid away and pull out your knife to force everyone to just calm the hell down and listen to you before you do something drastic but the hostage negotiator just keeps trying to order you a pizza and you eventually get pegged by a sniper when trying to decide between Hawaiian or pepperoni. Hate days like that.
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:29:35 +0000

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