The 10 Commandments of Godzilla-ism 1. Thou shalt not f*** with Godzilla. 2. Godzilla does not approve of hudud. 3. Baby Godzilla owns Brunei. 4. Thou shalt not pollute the ocean with ashes of the dead 5. You dont go to hell for not worshipping Godzilla. You die squashed or churned like everyone else. 6. No, Godzilla does not approve of slavery. 7. Godzilla hates everyone. Your milk baths on his shrine would not please him. 8. You split the sea? Godzilla is the sea. 9. Beware of false lizards, for they may seem like Godzilla but are not. 10. Mothra cant save you.
Posted on: Wed, 14 May 2014 06:23:58 +0000
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