The 10 Most LAME Movie Characters in History!!! 10. Any character from the painfully bad film, Showgirls, including Elizabeth Berkley, who truly showed her talent in this film, showed her LACK of talent that is! 9. Jack Bondurant from the movie Lawless, the movie wasn’t too bad, but watching Shia LaPoop… I mean LaBeouf, try to play a tough guy moonshiner fighting the law during prohibition, is like trying to watch Kristen Stewart act AT ALL or George Bush in a spelling bee! 8. Nuclear Man from Superman IV The Quest for Peace, now I am a huge fan of Superman, Christopher Reeve rocked and so did Gene Hackman as Lex Luthor, but this character was so bad, it was almost as bad as Jar Jar Binks of Howard the Duck! 7. Each and Every Character from the horrifyingly bad Street Fighter, based off the video game and starring Jean-Claude Van Douche. 6. The Last Airbender, a movie made by perhaps the worst of all movie makers, M Night Shamalamadingdong… or however you say his name, this film, along with all but one of this guys movies, is SO bad all copies should hunted down and burned! This goes along with all the lame characters, which very sadly are played by great actors and actresses, in all of his lame as$ movies! 5. The stuffed animal looking werewolves from that horrid affront to all film making, Twilight, the werewolves look like big poofy stuffed animal dogs! (Let’s just be honest, Twilight the series are THE worst movies and the worst story in history, and what is really scary, the books are even WORSE than the movies!!!) 4. The Aliens from Battlefield Earth, a film that is bad on an EPIC level, and the characters and the costumes and makeup work on the aliens, played by greats John Travolta and Forest Whitaker, were so bad, along with the story and acting, this looks like a bad junior high school play filmed and shown in theaters! 3. Howard the Duck, this was so lame and so bad, it should have never, not EVER been made into a movie! 2. Jar Jar Binks, from the new Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace, in which a character is so bad and so stupid, it may have destroyed this young actor his career! And finally the worst, lamest film character(s) of ALL-TIME…. 1. It was close, with totally lame as$ things like Howard the Duck and Jar Jar Binks getting a close look for the top spot as the worst movie character EVER, but in the end, it comes down to something that is just SO lame, SO dumb and SO pathetic, it has to win the Number 1 spot, and that is (drumroll please!)….. The Sparkly Vampires from those crappy Twilight movies! The vampires are sparkly, yes S-P-A-R-K-L-Y, as in they look like they got their asSes kicked by a little girl with a bedazzler! Vampires that are…. Sparkly…. this is truly the, THE lamest thing EVER, in the history of books and movies!!!
Posted on: Sun, 02 Nov 2014 02:25:34 +0000