The 6 stages of seeing the Counselor: 1. Denial. What are all these celebrities doing in a movie this bad and why do they all have batshit CRAZY hair? Im looking at you Javier, Brad and Cameron! Get it together. 2. Anger. Ok seriously, this guy doesnt have a name, EVERYONE just calls him counselor???? Really...Really...I mean really? 3. Disbelief. Why are there cheetahs running around and why hasnt anyone said anything about it... I would have accepted it if at least one person said, whoa, cheetahs or nice cheetahs 4. Rage. Michael Fassbender, for being a very pretty man has the ugliest cry-face which you get to see way too many times in this film 5. Confusion. What is going on? Its like someone wrote this movie with the goal in mind to create the most irritating and vague plot possible. 6. Acceptance. You you lost 2.5 hours of your life that you will never get back and have nothing by aggravation to show for it. Now you can move on and begin the healing process. Do yourself a favor and just go see Capt. Phillips or Gravity or something.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 16:11:21 +0000
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