The DA went to court, he was looking for a life to steal. Hes was in a bind cause he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal. He came across this one case about DVDs and he knew it was hot, he jumped up on his hickory desk and said boy let me tell ya what: I bet you didnt know it but I bought a Bootleg copy too and if you care to take a dare Ill make a bet with you.. Now you make pretty good movies boy but give the copyright its due Ill release this hold for your butthole cause I think Im gonna burry you.. My names Dorito and I know you think you can win but Ill take that bet youre gonna regret Cause I lawyered up and hes the best thats ever been. Dorito tighten up your butthole and pray your lawyers hard cause hells broke loose in Jackson county and the DA deals the cards and if you win the da will release your hold but if you lose the prison gets your butthole. The da opit flew fropened up his case as said Ill start the show and sm his mouth as he started to wipe his nose. And You could taste his breath from across the room because it smelled just like piss and his words jumbled together and sounded just like this: blah bl bla blah ba blah blah bla blah blah bla blah blah bla When the dA was finished Dorito said your pretty good ol son but sit right there in that chair and let my lawyer show you how its done Police on the mountain run boys run dAs in the courthouse and hes a big c*nt.. Dorito was at trade day makin that doe, son will you sale bootleg copies, no judge no! The da bowed his head cause he knew hed been beat.. And he released that hold on Dorito as a tear ran down his cheek. Dorito said DA just come on back if you ever wanna try again, I done told you once you son of a bi*ch Dorito aint no snitch!
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 02:26:13 +0000
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