The English language: - If you have a rough cough, climbing can be tough when going through the bough on a tree! - There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. - English muffins werent invented in England. - Quicksand can work slowly - Boxing rings are square - A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. - Why is it that writers write but fingers dont fing, grocers dont groce, and hammers dont ham? - Doesnt it seem crazy that you can make amends, but cannot make one amend? - If you have a bunch of odds and ends, and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it -- one odd and one end? - If teachers taught, why didnt preachers praught? - If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? - Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? - Why do noses run and feet smell? - How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same? - Why is a wise man and a wise guy opposites? - Why does your house burn up as it burns down? - Why do you fill in a form by filling it out? - Why does an alarm go off by going on?
Posted on: Sun, 06 Apr 2014 10:02:20 +0000
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